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Breaking News, Broken Singer: Jackyl Frontman Involved In Serious Highway Accident

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Jesse James Dupree

Oh my GOD! Who knew anyone would ever care again about Jackyl? I do, because right now, there’s some Jackyl-related breaking news.

Frontman Jesse James Dupree has been involved in a bad accident along Route 411, near the Georgia/Alabama state line.

The accident happened today — we’re pretty sure anyway.

The press release Jackyl’s publicist sent out didn’t specifically mention when the accident took place.

Dupree was allegedly struck by an automobile, suffering a broken left ankle and foot, a fractured right arm, and significant bruising to his lower back, alongside a severe case of road rash.

Hey — that’s better that crotch rot.

The Jackyl front man and co-star of “Full Throttle Saloon” on Tru-TV is expected to make a full recovery, according to doctors. 

And again — this is why motorcycles are dangerous death traps on two wheels.